Adj. Prophets' Conclave - Meeting Minutes - 2022-03-08

Attendees:

The meeting was attended by:

Zorvath the Unyielding Xylara the Unconquerable Threnody the Unrelenting

Agenda:

We discussed the following topics:

1. The meaning of life

2. The importance of proper prophetic attire

3. The best way to predict the apocalypse

4. The merits of pineapple pizza

5. The correct way to pronounce 'adjunct'

Adjunct the Unpronounceable Prophetess the Unpronounceable's Sister

Decisions:

We came to the following conclusions:

The meaning of life is 42, but only if you're counting the number of prophetic visions experienced by Zorvath.

We decided that prophetic attire must include a minimum of 3 layers of velvet.

We settled on a combination of tarot cards, astrology, and Dungeons & Dragons to predict the apocalypse.

Pineapple pizza is the only acceptable choice for the apocalypse.

Adjunct the Unpronounceable was tasked with pronouncing 'adjunct' correctly, but failed miserably.

Next Meeting:

The next meeting will be held on:

2022-03-15, 3:00 PM, in the conference room with the nice view of the abyss.

See you there, or don't. Your choice.

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